mememakermes

Is shit a person?

Yes patrick, and her name is Kim Kardashian

leads exemplary life---follows all rules and laws---doesn't even jaywalk

ends up in prison, 20 years to life, when framed for ripping the tag off of a mattress.

When your mom tells you to turn of the computer

Dude, I just ate some tootsie rolls

that someone left in the litter box!

When the cool kid in class calls you bro

here's me not giving a fuck that the seahawks traded away richard sherman

and laughing at the fans that are "devastated". especially the ones with the "just deal with it" attitude toward other people when they lose a job, or are priced out of their lifetime community

peggy lee sang a song entitled; "He needs me"

I wonder if she ever did a version about her cat; "he kneads me"?

why do some of you girls eyebrows

look like they sponsored by Nike

oh, so you are an outspoken member of "men's rights" groups, and regularly use terms like "feminazi"?

you poor, oppressed, delicate flower.....

What if I told you?

I'm colourblind

I have devised a plan...

I shall not adjust my clock, hence, forcing myself to live in the past. Those of you choosing to live in a self-imposed future can then send me lottery numbers.

If you don't have enough money to tip the delivery driver

you have no business ordering out

I wonder if i should go to some conservative-based facebook page and post: "my creator is dead.....", and wait for all of the vulgar, vitriolic, and hateful comments from "good christians".

and then go back later and add: ".....she died 51 years ago when i was 8 1/2. i affectionately referred to her as 'mom'".

4+20=

420