Joseph Ducreux Meme Generator
You want to write "did you even read my email". What you write is "as per my previous correspondence, I humbly refer you to the below". Same lyric. Finer wig.
Trying to be current at Christmas, your dad announces that he "possesses ninety nine dilemmas". He doesn't know the rest. Nobody helps him. The turkey goes cold in the silence.
Your CV says you are "adept at navigating fast paced environments with diverse stakeholders". It means you once worked a Saturday at a garden centre. Hear it in the right tune and it's a banger.
The estate agent calls the flat "a bijou residence of considerable character". It is a cupboard with a damp patch. Once you hear the original, you can't unhear it.
Why it caught on: Joseph Ducreux, an 18th century French portrait painter, painted himself around 1793 pointing at the viewer with a knowing smirk. A powdered gentleman delivering rap lyrics in grand old words is funny every time, as is anyone dressing up a plain thing in a wig.
Best Joseph Ducreux posts
- COMPELLING TALE / MALE SIBLING
- I don't always use memes / but when i do, i use the wrong one
- I observe you trotting about the village with the female with whom i am infatuated / And I offhandedly suggest that you have coital relations with your own person
- Disregard females / Acquire currency
- A pair of colored gentlemen / in paris
- Make thy brethren a priority / before enjoying the company of loose women
- insert thy reproductive organ / Into thine own self
- i am not one to accuse a female of being attracted to wealth alone / however, she certainly does not associate with african-american men from the lower class
- If you admire it / perchance procure a ring for it
- Elevate / the ceiling
- May I inquire as to the identity of the good fellow / responsible for releasing the canines?
- Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium / winged nocturnal mammal homo sapiens!
- TWAS I / WHO LET OUT THE HOUNDS
- In the manner / Of an employer
- Deciever / Thine trousers are aflame
- who hath / liberated the hounds
- Fornicate / the constables
- THEY SEE ME VOYAGING / THEY DETESTING
- At this present time I am not saying she is mining for precious metals / but she certainly is not associating with gentlemen of lower financial status
- Dissect my existence into fragments / this shall be mine final Maneuver