mememakermes

Wait, Stoner Stanley was telling me to roll over?

I thought he was saying roll another

Oh, you want to execute drug dealers, donald trump?

fine. start with the pharmaceutical execs that helped create and have perpetuated the opiate crisis.

♫When the pain hits your feet like they've been severely beat♫

♫that's diabeeeeetuuuuuussssss.....♫

why

all the exes?

since donald trump has favorite menu items from many different fast food places

if the media is just going to focus on one, instead of that focus being on McDonald's Big Macs, shouldn't the focus be on Burger King since he's always telling whoppers of lies?

i don't always set expectations

but when i do, i change them without telling anyone

I DON'T usually unplug cords

But when I do it blows the outlet out of the wall

I don't always live in denial

but when I do, I blame others for everything

I DON'T ALWAYS PARTY WITH MY FRIENDS

BUT WHEN I DO, THEY DON'T EXIST

I never saw trump's old show "celebrity apprentice"

so I'm assuming it was better than his new show "president apprentice

I don’t always know what evil lurks in the hearts of men.

But The Shadow knows!

"the real problem and danger here is the proliferation of mental illness across the country"---gun advocate

True: and, by far, the most harmful component of that mental illness is the deep, disturbing fascination with high-power automatic and semi-auto firearms that has deluded too many of your fellow advocates' understanding of the 2nd amendment

if 5 out of 10 people suffer from diarrehea

does that mean 5 people enjoy it?

i don't always laugh at people when they are inconsolably crying

but when i do, it's at butthurt gun nuts that are doing so when reasonable and sensible gun laws are being proposed, and they think it means that the "gubmint" is going to take all of their precious guns away.