mememakermes

a lot people like me! they really do! everybody likes me!

everywhere i go there are a lot of people in the crowd screaming out to me that I'm a "peach"!

Donald Trump is secretly

the Annoying Orange with a body

claims that amazon.com pays no taxes

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what is donald trump's favorite weather?

stormy, with golden showers

post-presidency: Carter---building homes for the poor; bush jr.---painting art; obama---speeches inspiring young entrepreneurs

trump---will be busting rocks 12/7/365 on a prison chain gang

yes!!

got another downvote from a butthurt trump supporter on one of my memes insulting butthurt trump supporters! -

yes!!

got another downvote from a butthurt gun nut on one of my memes insulting butthurt gun nuts!

maybe folgers®, which has been around since long before the gourmet coffee craze

should have a slogan such as; "Folgers®, when you just want a simple cup of coffee in the morning to wake the fuck up."

oh, so you think I have a bias against guns simply because I want sensible gun control, that would in no way harm your rights and ability to own a gun as long as you do so in a law-abiding manner?

well, gee, maybe I finally *do* after all these years of you assholes that value the 2a and the nra more than the lives of innocent children, refusing to give even an inch in implementing gun control.

Oh, so Trump likes firing good honest people 26 hours before they get their pension?

Let's impeach him 26 hours before the next election

hi, i'm looking to give my humans more mental stimulation. I'm thinking a food puzzle would be perfect.

do you have something like a rubik's cube that has to be solved before they are rewarded with their meals and snacks?

Buys a 24 oz bottle of target's up & up brand shea butter + oatmeal body wash

flip top on bottle opens as he's walking home, and a small amount of product leaks into the bottom of his reusable shopping bag. just the right color and right amount to look like he.....ummmmmm.......