mememakermes

what if phinochio said

"My noes will grow"

If a cyclops closes its eye,

is it blinking or winking?

Just heard on the news that the trumps are hosting french president macron and his wife, and they will be dining together tomorrow at the white house, on a meal of "american cuisine with a french influence"

big macs, fries and McCafé?

Wash!

all the laundry!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have arrived to the peepee party

Oh no! This is the poopoo party! AHHHHHHHHHHH

if water can expire

can toilet paper expire

The story of Jesus isn't so impressive

What if his mother just had an affair?

Now we know why

Donald Trump's main concern was finding the leaker

When you're rich, you can buy anything. Golden sinks, golden toilets

Golden Showers

"hey greitens!"

"'Witch hunt' is *my* phrase, motherfucker!"

"Fuck!"

"i should have copyrighted the phrase 'witch hunt'!"