mememakermes

hey, conservatives!

remember, science is bullshit. don't believe the liberal fake news that you need a pair of special glasses to view the solar eclipse.

major transit changes proposed. person with chronic health issues simply comments that they will lose their one bus ride to regular APPOINTMENTs and have to transfer. He says they will "....just have to deal with it"

major arterial street RESTRUCTURING PROPOSED. speed and lanes reduced. comes all unglued on how bad that will make his single occupancy commute. comes unglued AGAIN when someone gently points out he can simply leave 5 or 10 minutes earlier.

eats spaghetti

one noodle at a time

Let me just adjust...

Myself...in front of everyone

why the fuck

do some people pronounce gif as "jif", when it stands for "Graphics Interchange Format" which has a hard g?!? Joddamn idiots!

groin kick!

all the white supremacists!

hey, alex?

stop that shit *right now*, bro!

in a language he'd understand....

Die Bestätigung wird will will be will get folgen .

What can i say?

Nazis *love* me!

what if, during the solar eclipse

the sun melts the moon?

I was in Baghdad

When you were in your dad's bag

One does not simply

go to the dollar store just to look