mememakermes

sorry about that poopy thing

i left on your carpet

If a woman marries a man with the same last name

Does she keep her last name or take his?

usdoj: seize! trump tower and convert it to a high-security prison, to lock up

all of the trumps, all trump staff and associates, and all of the republican politicians on the grounds of corruption and treason!

i wonder who will get custody of barron trump

when his entire family goes to prison?

no! no! no! FFs!

Trump was supposed to be the guest of honor at *bastard* day, *not* bastille day!

ummmm.....yeaaahhh....insurance companies, before you insure them, if you could just make gun store owners install bank quality vaults, and lock up every last gun and every last piece ammo in the store in them every night

that would be greaaaaat.

"personal responsibility". it's the mantra of conservatives. they *love* to preach it *loud*.

*except* when it comes to themselves.

remember when a "projectionist" was some person in an enclosed room at the back of a theater, than ran the movie, and not some narcissistic, corrupt orange fuck occupying the white house?

pepperidge FARMS remembers...

conservatism is anti-american

and you're anti-american!

Dear vladimir,

Can you tell me what a narcissist is? Bannon won't let me Google it.

Anything is possible

Except spelling wurds right

Anything is possible

Except running a casino

Leave me alone

I'm doing math