mememakermes

i can read good and move my arms

thunderous applause

Calls BBC, CNN, & NYT "Fake news"

Watches Fox news and cites it as a reference

illegally immigrated

into the oval office

I Love to shop at 9 Eleven

my whole life has been really hard

my father gave me a million dollars

says f*ck

so f*cking presidential

an iq rivaled only...

by garden tools

Orange

Is the new Hitler

Who needs government...

When you have executive orders

Wants to Make America Great

Can barely form a sentence that makes sense.

"Trump says U.S. can’t afford quick withdrawal from 16-year Afghan War"-Headline

the united states would have greatly benefitted had fred trump done a quick withdrawal around mid-september 1945

good, good, donald trump...

...let the blindness flow through you...

i wonder how many

dogs of the basenji breed are named "benji"?

hey, jim!

Just so ya know, buddy, the real reason for the eclipse is to announce my second coming. So, be sure to stare long and hard directly at the sun. Oh, And don't wear any of those special glasses. That's liberal fake news.