Stoner Stanley Meme Generator
You open the fridge. You forget why. You close the fridge. You open it again, in case the reason is in there. It isn't, but there is cheese.
2 in the morning on the sofa, your friend says "what if dogs are just babies that never grow up" and the whole room goes quiet, as if someone has read out the will.
In the corner shop you spend six minutes choosing between two identical bags of crisps. The man behind the counter has seen this before. He waits. He has always waited.
You search the whole flat for your phone, lighting the way with the torch on your phone.
Why it caught on: the sleepy eyed, slow grinning photo known as 10 Guy was posted to Reddit's r/trees in November 2011, 10 being the top of that forum's scale. Everyone has had a thought that felt like a breakthrough and reads back like a fortune cookie written by a sofa.
Best Stoner Stanley posts
- Can you hear me ? / no it's too dark
- Hey I just here's my number, and this is call me / but here's my crazy, so met me maybe
- shoes are like / hard socks
- listens to chinese guy speaking in english / thinks he suddenly understands chinese
- Spelling? / Oh like harry potter n' shit!
- HelIcopTers are like / Lawnmowers for the sky
- marilize leguana
- what if a moustache / is just an eyebrow for our mouth
- Cop asks: "any drugs, alcohol?" / No thanks, I've got everything
- Dude, we should get a pizza / With another pizza as a topping
- Happy Fathers day / mom
- what if walmart and toys'r'us teamed up / wal'r'us
- Dude, the library is like / Netflix for books
- turn off the window / it's too bright
- its friday night / wanna go smoke a beer?
- dolphins are like / birds of water
- what if 4/20 / was on friday the 13th
- how do you like your pancakes? / scrambled
- stay in drugs / don't do school
- weed gets stolen / calls the cops