mememakermes

I think I just shit myself

Good thing i'm not weARING ANY PANTS

oh, so you brutally insult me and say that I need to be more direct with people and have the guts speak my mind to them instead of being passive-aggressive? Well, I've tried that before, only to be met by the middle finger, laughter, snark. or threats. So, I'll stay passive-aggressive. But, just for you, I'll be direct:

fuck you!

Every morning, I'm feeling grumpy as I get settled in to surf the net and have my coffee. I figure after a couple cups or so, the grumpiness will wear off.

THEN I LATER REALIZE THERE MAY NOT *BE* ENOUGH COFFEE TO WEAR OFF THE GRUMPINESS.....

has any living member of the trump family ever actually worked for the wealth they have?

and if so, was that work done in an honest, legal, and ethical manner?

If trump's "golden shower" scandal turns out to be a criminal act and goes to trial

would he appear in front of a jury of his peers?

Catches you with pot

makes you smoke the whole bag with them as punishment

you my friend...

need a fidget spinner

So you remade Charlie and the chocolate factory

Tell me more about how Johnny Depp is better than me

if cats have their own internet

won't there be photos of us?

if olive oil is made out of olives...then

baby oil is made of...

So you type "u" instead of "you"

What do you do with all the time you saved?

this is me not giving a fuck about

drunk, self-described "patriots" blowing their goddammed fingers off with their illegal fireworks!

i wonder if covfefe

is one step down from deplorable, in the ranking of trump supporters?