mememakermes

at what point does it stop being bread

and become toast?

fresh fruit and donuts make a perfectly balanced breakfast

healthy and unhealthy

hi, naomi! sorry you aren't having a very good day.

here's something that hopefully will cheer you up a bit!

i wonder if whenever i find a spider in the bathroom

it simply came inside because it needed to take a shit?

where the fuck

did you find those?

donald j. trump

thou art a blithering dotard!

calls a man exercising his constitutional right to protest a "son-of-a-bitch"

commits *multiple* treasonous acts including selling our country out to putin and russia, and continually making threats to an equally mentally and emotionally unstable "leader" of a country, basically goading him into bombing us.

not sure which country trump hates more....

mexico, or the united states....

"equality" means just that; a desire to be treated equally

contrary to overly-sensitive butthurt conservative belief, they are *not* being treated like shit.

claims that babies are born sinners but has no way to absolutely prove it

but shows, by his own actions, that some adults *choose* to be chronic, extreme sinners