mememakermes

remember before cell phones, and when you were one of the few that had caller i.d. when it first came out for landlines, and a friend would call and you'd answer; "Hi, [their name]!" and they'd go, like; "What the *fuck*?!?!? how the goddamn hell did you know it was me?!?!?"

Pepperidge farms remembers......

goddammit!

I didn't read the label close enough and grabbed the "Raw Onion Scent" deodorant by mistake!

I get why flat-earthers wouldn't believe in *global* warming

but, do they believe in *planar* warming?

oh, so you criticize people that fall for internet scams and lose hundreds, if not thousands of dollars, tell them you don't feel sorry for them and that they should have thoroughly researched the claims of the scammer?

but, you eagerly campaigned for and voted for trump, and now that he hasn't come through on all the issues he claimed he'd take care of immediately, and people blame you and the others that voted for him for the state that our country is currently in, and you whine that it's not your fault?

state ag's:

sue the *fuck* out of the trump administration!

jesus goddamn christ!

when the fuck are you going to pick those fucking old clothes up?!?!?

nazis make

me moist

people say that i am cunning, as if that's a bad thing.

i wonder if i should be cunning less?

"donald trump is a vile human being!"

False! donald trump is a vile creature of undetermined origin.

"lone wolf"

False: domestic terrorist