mememakermes

effective immediately, and until further notice, I will be unavailable for creating "dumbass" memes

this is due to the fact of being fully booked up and having a backlog of memes associated to donald trump. I apologize for any inconvenience

dear sir....

thou art a maternal fornicator!

still waiting

for people's prayers to work for me

i dunno. i don't think oprah's qualified to be president. i mean, she don't have no political experience, she's just a very very rich TV celebrity with a ego and a self-promotional businessperson.

so, yeah. ain't gonna vote for her. I'll just vote for trump again.

if you place a laptop on a desk,

does it become a desktop?

i wonder if in the old practice of sentencing criminals to hard labor

The sentence of breaking up rocks would be turning trouble makers into rubble makers?

remember when you needed dozens of different sources to accomplish multiple various tasks that can now be done on a smartphone?

pepperidge farms remembers. pepperidge farms also remembers being told decades ago that this would eventually be the reality, so why are you so fucking surprised?

what if i told you....

that electrical cords and garden hoses are evil entities that get themselves kinked up and knotted up in impossible configurations, and sneakily position themselves to be a trip hazard.

"brutally cold temperatures and snow in places that never get them, I guess this proves that 'global warming' is a liberal hoax. so much for their smart 'scientists'".

False: it's climate change, and it's exactly what the scientists have been warning you about for years, dumbass.

Why do we say "i know......i know...." to a whining dog, or a mewing cat

when we have absolutely no fucking idea what they are saying?