Download Meme Generator on Google Play

mememakermes

if a farmer claims that rubbing steer manure on his cows' mammary glands makes them produce more milk
is that udder bullshit?
if a farmer claims that rubbing steer manure on his cows' mammary glands makes them produce more milk
is that udder bullshit?
Philosoraptor
  • 1
If the car passenger is drunk and the driver is listening to what the passenger has to say
Are they not driving under the influence too?
If the car passenger is drunk and the driver is listening to what the passenger has to say
Are they not driving under the influence too?
Philosoraptor
  • 1
a bunch of cows smoked weed and played poker
the steaks were very high
a bunch of cows smoked weed and played poker
the steaks were very high
Philosoraptor
  • 48
not sure what's funnier
"hahaha" or "ha ha ha"
not sure what's funnier
"hahaha" or "ha ha ha"
Philosoraptor
  • 21
accidently drops penny in fountain
before making a wish
accidently drops penny in fountain
before making a wish
Bad Luck Brian
  • 18
Guns may not cause tragedies
But they certainly make them worse
Guns may not cause tragedies
But they certainly make them worse
Unpopular Opinion Puffin
  • -16
Hard question on science test?
knows answer from watching bill nye
Hard question on science test?
knows answer from watching bill nye
Success Kid
  • 17
brits say "whilst", instead of "while"
i wonder if they also say "I'll see you in awhilst"?
brits say "whilst", instead of "while"
i wonder if they also say "I'll see you in awhilst"?
Philosoraptor
  • 1
hey! didja notice that your "prayers" after the previous mass shooting didn't prevent the most recent one, just as they didn't help in all previous mass shootings?
when are you dumbfucks gonna get that?
hey! didja notice that your "prayers" after the previous mass shooting didn't prevent the most recent one, just as they didn't help in all previous mass shootings?
when are you dumbfucks gonna get that?
buddy jesus
  • 1
How tough am I?
I watched Trump's state of the union address and didn't clap
How tough am I?
I watched Trump's state of the union address and didn't clap
Tough Spongebob
  • 67
When you think it is friday
but it is monday
When you think it is friday
but it is monday
Grumpy Cat
  • 68
If i pee in the washing machine
Will the clothes become dirty or will the pee become clean?
If i pee in the washing machine
Will the clothes become dirty or will the pee become clean?
Philosoraptor
  • 66
Open meme generator
Server Error in '/' Application.
Open meme generator
Server Error in '/' Application.
Bad Luck Brian
  • 5
Alcohol and tobacco kills millions each year, marijuana killed nobody in the history of earth
can you guess which ones are legal here?
Alcohol and tobacco kills millions each year, marijuana killed nobody in the history of earth
can you guess which ones are legal here?
Scumbag America2
  • 27

This item will be deleted. Are you sure?

Meme Generator
Language