Success Kid Meme Generator
You reach the bus stop just as the bus pulls in. You didn't run. You didn't even walk fast. You step on like a person whose life is in order, which, for the next nine minutes, it is.
The card machine says "approved" on the first tap. You were not sure it would. You put the card away with the calm of someone who was absolutely sure.
You pull last winter's coat out of the wardrobe and find a twenty in the pocket. Past you was careless. Past you is now also your favourite person.
The 3 o'clock meeting is cancelled four minutes before it starts. Nothing about your afternoon has changed except everything. You spend the hour staring at the same spreadsheet, but freely.
Why it caught on: Sammy Griner was about eleven months old when his mother, Laney, photographed him on a beach in 2007, clutching a fist of sand. That fist is exactly how a bus arriving on time feels, and buses arrive far more often than promotions.
Best Success Kid posts
- Arrives home / music ends as you finish parking
- mom was on pill and still got pregnant / I am the 0.1%
- Puts in USB / The right way on the first try
- friend said "Onions are the only food that can make me cry" / hit him in the face with a watermelon
- bought a gift card... / with a gift card
- Saved Up for a new Macbook Pro / Bought an EQUIVALENT PC, Dinner for 4 at red lobster, and a car instead
- Computer Crashed and forgot to save homework / autosaved
- Change the radio station / Beginning of favorite song
- Get different answer than the smartest kid in the class / answer is right
- had to pee during commecial / made it back on time
- Skip class / It gets canceled
- Farts in class / People blame the fat kidd
- Having heart attack / Clear internet history, then dial 911
- Doesn't Study for a hard test / Have the best grade in class
- IT'S MY TURN TO READ MY PAPER OUT LOUD / THE BELL RINGS
- Touches bottom of desk / no gum
- Called tech support / spoke to an american
- it´s almost may / still without timeline on facebook
- Sets alarm clock for next morning / Wake up just in time to turn it off and avoid annoying sound of alarm
- Look at a girls boobs / Turn 0.2 seconds before she looked at you