DennisKainz

need friends?

start behaving like a civilized person

apocalypse happens

rescue all the toddlers

your level of cerebral activity

is below the standard

my temporary female companion

wants the masculine genital organ

hitler sais stalin: "my soldiers are the most loyal. now i will drop this handkerchief, and the one being touched by it will be gunned" he drops the handkerchief, it falls on uwe, uwe is gunned to death

stalin says hitler: "wow, your soldiers are really loyal. i can learn a lot from them"

what's the beat for a fire fighter?

being fired by the boss!

i tried crash dragon

but i still prefer spyro the bandicoot

yo dawg i heard you like the theory of multiverse

i have been owned

yo dawg i heard you like videogames

so i put a minigame in the game so you can play while you play

mrw i walk out of aisha's house

after playing together all time

a person only has 6 needs: eating/drinking, taking a shower, sleeping, socializing, using a toilet, having fun

the rest are wishes or circumstances

fonzies

are not potato chips

every time satan kills a kitten

evildoers claim god killed that kitten

take them out of the bedlam

they're the only ones who agree with my idea of killing everyone

brock trains a huge rock serpent and pursues girls all time

you get the allusion, don't you?