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I once wrote a prescription for a coors light on a dare
The pharmacist said she could not read it and gave my patient a heineken - bitch!
I once wrote a prescription for a coors light on a dare
The pharmacist said she could not read it and gave my patient a heineken - bitch!
Diagnostic House
  • 3
I read here in the next scene Piglet that Tigger slices you up so we can have a bacon feast!
hmm... i don't think that will make it past the editor's table?
I read here in the next scene Piglet that Tigger slices you up so we can have a bacon feast!
hmm... i don't think that will make it past the editor's table?
Skeptical Pooh
  • 3
willie says my most productive day at work was last friday!
i didn't go in to work last friday!
willie says my most productive day at work was last friday!
i didn't go in to work last friday!
Duck Dynasty - Uncle Si
  • 3
Stupid America! They not know we perfect Iron Man Suit
They be screwed as soon as Robert Downey JR. accepts our free vacation package to pyoungyang hilton!
Stupid America! They not know we perfect Iron Man Suit
They be screwed as soon as Robert Downey JR. accepts our free vacation package to pyoungyang hilton!
Hungry Kim Jong Un
  • 3
I once walked in on Umpa lumpas showering together
the horror of that site shall haunt me forever!
I once walked in on Umpa lumpas showering together
the horror of that site shall haunt me forever!
Willy Wonka
  • 3
I turned down sly for expendables 3!
if the stupid assbite would have toned down the motherfucking curse words i'd still be interested!
I turned down sly for expendables 3!
if the stupid assbite would have toned down the motherfucking curse words i'd still be interested!
Chuck Norris
  • 1
pussy via chemistry
is science always so literal?
pussy via chemistry
is science always so literal?
Chemistry Cat
  • 3
Si Robertson
quacks me up!
Si Robertson
quacks me up!
Technologically Impaired Duck
  • 1
Mark Zuckerberg
Stop changing FB YOU ASSHOLE
Mark Zuckerberg
Stop changing FB YOU ASSHOLE
Lol Fuck You
  • 0
One does not simply
Put ones finger up ones ass while farting!
One does not simply
Put ones finger up ones ass while farting!
One Does Not Simply
  • 3
i don't always drink cognac, but when i do....
I often end up sleeping with musketeers!
i don't always drink cognac, but when i do....
I often end up sleeping with musketeers!
Joseph Ducreux
  • 3
THIS IS WHAT TOO MUCH
WEED WILL DO TO YOU
THIS IS WHAT TOO MUCH
WEED WILL DO TO YOU
Skeptical Pooh
  • 1
and don't forget
when the u.s. invades, you're me and the guy behind me is you
and don't forget
when the u.s. invades, you're me and the guy behind me is you
Hungry Kim Jong Un
  • 1
represents what republicans are these days
Wealthy old white people, who yell at and blame an invisible minority for problems they caused
represents what republicans are these days
Wealthy old white people, who yell at and blame an invisible minority for problems they caused
Clint Eastwood
  • 4
Corporations are people
Chairs are presidents
Corporations are people
Chairs are presidents
Clint Eastwood
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