Chemistry Cat Meme Generator
Your chemistry teacher, every single lesson: "I'd tell you a joke about sodium, but Na." The class groans. He's been doing it for thirty years. He has never been happier.
Your dad at the barbecue, holding a burnt sausage: "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate." Nobody asked. He winks at the sausage.
On a first date you say you're reading a book about helium and you just can't put it down. She stares at you. She asks for the bill. At least you got a reaction.
In the office kitchen Kevin says he'd tell an argon joke, but he wouldn't get a reaction. Nobody reacts. "Exactly," says Kevin. He's the reason there's a sign about puns by the kettle.
Why it caught on: a cat in glasses and a bow tie beside lab glassware, the advice animal of science puns. Science teachers have been printing it on worksheets for years, because a pun always lands better with a smug cat.
Best Chemistry Cat posts
- A photon checks into a hotel. The bell boy asks if he needs help with his bags and the photon says / "No thanks, I'm traveling light"
- We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here, said the bartender. / A neutrino walks into a bar
- I dont trust atoms.. / Iheard they make up evEryThing
- I've recently decided to freeze myself to -273ºC. My family thinks I'll die, / but i think I'll be 0K.
- how often do you i tell jokes about elements? / periodically
- The names bond / covalent bond.
- Wanna hear a joke about sodium hypobromite? / nabro
- what if i played with yarn on a subatomic level? / string theory.
- he threw sodium chloride at me / that's a salt
- The CATion ions / aRE "PAWSITIVE"
- Argon walks into a bar. barman tells him to get the hell out / argon doesn't react
- two men walk into a bar the first one orders h20 / the second one says "i'll have h20 too" the second one dies
- what do you call a benzene ring replaced by iron? / ferrous wheel
- You say gold sucks? Wrong. / Gold is Au-some!
- I TOLD A CHEMISTRY JOKE / NO REACTION
- why is heisenberg bad at sex? / Because when he has the position, he doesn't have the speed.
- tries to find clever science pun. / all the good ones argon.
- TASTIEST COMPOUND EVER? / Barium, Carbon, Oxygen, and Nitrogen
- What does a barman tells to a neutron? / For you...no charge
- experiencia docet / wake up fucking idiots