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i just realized that my wife's birthday, our anniversary and valentine's day were all yesterday.
annnnd i'm a dead man.
i just realized that my wife's birthday, our anniversary and valentine's day were all yesterday.
annnnd i'm a dead man.
Annnnd its gone
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chosen by stage magician to help with trick. gets into box...
never seen again
chosen by stage magician to help with trick. gets into box...
never seen again
Bad Luck Brian
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Decides to have fresh banana slices with his breakfast cereal
sharts himself during first period
Decides to have fresh banana slices with his breakfast cereal
sharts himself during first period
Bad Luck Brian
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handed a fifty by his older brother, shoved in the door and left for an hour to 'become a man'
lady katya's house of pain
handed a fifty by his older brother, shoved in the door and left for an hour to 'become a man'
lady katya's house of pain
Bad Luck Brian
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finds himself home alone; lubes-up hurriedly.
accidentally uses 'icy-hot'
finds himself home alone; lubes-up hurriedly.
accidentally uses 'icy-hot'
Bad Luck Brian
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sneaks off to 'hookup with hot blonde co-ed' from Craigslist
Kidnapped, 'trained' and trafficked to gay sheik in arabia
sneaks off to 'hookup with hot blonde co-ed' from Craigslist
Kidnapped, 'trained' and trafficked to gay sheik in arabia
Bad Luck Brian
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wins trip with discovery channel's 'air jaws' film crew
falls overboard
wins trip with discovery channel's 'air jaws' film crew
falls overboard
Bad Luck Brian
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spaces out and bites wire while troubleshooting hotstudy-mate's sterio for her...
mouth welded shut.
spaces out and bites wire while troubleshooting hotstudy-mate's sterio for her...
mouth welded shut.
Bad Luck Brian
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But I *just* turned the heat *down*
If you're cold, put on a sweater!
But I *just* turned the heat *down*
If you're cold, put on a sweater!
Captain Picard
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