Captain Picard Meme Generator
The door says PUSH in letters the size of a dinner plate. The man in front pulls it four times, then turns round and looks at you as if you built it.
You've explained the spreadsheet three times. Your colleague asks where the spreadsheet is. It's open, on his screen. He is typing in it.
A text arrives: "wyd b4 2nite, u ok?" You have a degree and two languages. You cannot read this.
Everyone on the platform crowds right up to the train doors, then seems genuinely surprised that people would like to get off.
Why it caught on: Patrick Stewart as Captain Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek: The Next Generation, arm out in exasperation with Worf behind him, delivers the "why" every one of us wants to say, with the authority of a man who has seen the whole galaxy and still can't believe you.
Best Captain Picard posts
- Hey Putin. Which part of "Russian Federation" / didn't you understand?!
- Hey Putin / dafuq
- WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS MAKE SUCH A FUSS OVER HOW MUCH A NEWBORN WEIGHS? / IT'S A BABY, NOT A STASH OF HEROIN.
- Why do people write "B4" instead of "Before?" / We speak english, not Bingo
- Really! / If I wanted to commit suicide I'd jump off your ego and land on your IQ
- How can you have any pudding / if you don't eat your meat?
- oh, no! Katainen-PERKELE is / blundering all over again
- beam katainen-perkele / to the sun
- En halua / Jyrki Kataista miehistööni
- Katainen-perkele / sössii talouden jälleen
- IT SAYS "PUSH" / NOT "PULL"
- Saatanan tunari, / sakkaa tornilla
- OIKEESTI / MITÄ VITTUA
- worf / i said open hailing frequencies, not fire photon torpedoes
- Hillary: a psychopath. trump: a psychopath. / america: What the fuck is wrong with you???
- you speed up to get infront of me / AND then you slow down?!?!
- Taas Katainen-Perkele / sekoittaa universumin talouden
- Taasko Romanikerjäläiset / ovat tulleet Suomeen
- why the fuck / do school kids pay for lunch while adult inmates eat for free?
- Why does data / have to talk to interface with the ship's computer?