Philosoraptor1

Fast and hard sex?

why not both?

This cake is so wet

your mom's pussy spewed with jealousy

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im talented

share porn to facebook

kill anyone who questions you!

They said yolo

i proved them right.

If europe uses euros

shouldn't africa use afros?

if adults want kids to respect them

then why are they so mean to kids on the internet?

got ph.d from kent hovind

can count to potato

life didn't flash before my eyes

apple doesn't support flash

A supermodel can get 10000 likes

lets see how many for this druggie unicorn

why do i "take a dump"

if actually i leave one?

tries to cough to cover up fart

vomits and shits.

Tries to silent fart in class

shits

If women think they aren't meant to cook

Why do they have milk and eggs inside them?

If someone owns a piece of land...

...do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?