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gets run over by car

car takes more damage

gets run over by car

car takes more damage

overly manlyman

5

You mean my girl's alarm clock?

You mean my girl's alarm clock?

overly manlyman

8

Guinness world record book?

you mean my biography?

Guinness world record book?

you mean my biography?

overly manlyman

15

high in cholesterol?

you mean high in manliness

high in cholesterol?

you mean high in manliness

overly manlyman

4

you mean ear cleaner?

you mean ear cleaner?

overly manlyman

11

You mean massager?

You mean massager?

overly manlyman

6

I chew coffee beans with my teeth

while gargling 195F water to enjoy coffee.

I chew coffee beans with my teeth

while gargling 195F water to enjoy coffee.

overly manlyman

16

you mean coward container.

you mean coward container.

overly manlyman

4

Son, come and give me a hand carrying this washing machine

Yeah, if you could just carry the plug so I don't trip

Son, come and give me a hand carrying this washing machine

Yeah, if you could just carry the plug so I don't trip

overly manlyman

12

you punched me hard in the balls

sorry about your broken hand

you punched me hard in the balls

sorry about your broken hand

overly manlyman

5

you ate nails for breakfest without any milk?

that's nothing, I once a porcupine for dinner and had sea urchins for desert

you ate nails for breakfest without any milk?

that's nothing, I once a porcupine for dinner and had sea urchins for desert

overly manlyman

4

You mean the war on terror?

You mean the war on terror?

overly manlyman

3

may the actual slender obscurity

may the actual slender obscurity

Joseph Ducreux

15

i grow impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft!

i grow impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft!

Joseph Ducreux

15

i am filled with incredulity

by the suggestion of a lack of butterfat solids in this synthetic product's composition

i am filled with incredulity

by the suggestion of a lack of butterfat solids in this synthetic product's composition

Joseph Ducreux

12

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