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give ye not birth to a female bovine
oh person of masculine persuasion !
give ye not birth to a female bovine
oh person of masculine persuasion !
Joseph Ducreux
  • 5
Gets facebook invite
Stays in "awaiting reply" list
Gets facebook invite
Stays in "awaiting reply" list
Socially Lazy Sloth
  • 6
Beautiful weather outside
close the curtains to see the screen better
Beautiful weather outside
close the curtains to see the screen better
Socially Lazy Sloth
  • 8
Friend texts you
"forget" to text back
Friend texts you
"forget" to text back
Socially Lazy Sloth
  • 8
Facebook Invite
maybe
Facebook Invite
maybe
Socially Lazy Sloth
  • 11
not really into going out tonight
invents last minute excuse for not going
not really into going out tonight
invents last minute excuse for not going
Socially Lazy Sloth
  • 27
never knows what to say
says nothing
never knows what to say
says nothing
Socially Lazy Sloth
  • 63
go to a party where there's a dog
spend rest of night hanging out with the dog
go to a party where there's a dog
spend rest of night hanging out with the dog
Socially Lazy Sloth
  • 139
one thing to do today
can't hang out, i'm so busy
one thing to do today
can't hang out, i'm so busy
Socially Lazy Sloth
  • 90
Phone rings
*huge sigh*
Phone rings
*huge sigh*
Socially Lazy Sloth
  • 87
"Turn that crappy music down!!!"
Listens to lmfao
"Turn that crappy music down!!!"
Listens to lmfao
Douchebag Roommate
  • 22
uses bathroom
leaves shit stains on the toilet
uses bathroom
leaves shit stains on the toilet
Douchebag Roommate
  • 21
Bro you Gotta see this video
numa numa guy
Bro you Gotta see this video
numa numa guy
Douchebag Roommate
  • 29
unemployed, never leaves the house
"hey bro you plan on doing the dishes anytime soon?"
unemployed, never leaves the house
"hey bro you plan on doing the dishes anytime soon?"
Douchebag Roommate
  • 34
Hey bro can I have a slice of your pizza?
Grabs biggest slice
Hey bro can I have a slice of your pizza?
Grabs biggest slice
Douchebag Roommate
  • 26

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