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she left the phone off the hook

I left them on a hook

she left the phone off the hook

I left them on a hook

Vengeance Dad

1

they wanted to play catch

they caught anthrax

they wanted to play catch

they caught anthrax

Vengeance Dad

2

She said she was dead tired

she's no longer tired

She said she was dead tired

she's no longer tired

Vengeance Dad

3

they wanted a dark room for photography

i gave them one for eternity

they wanted a dark room for photography

i gave them one for eternity

Vengeance Dad

2

Conspiracy Keanu

1

they threw me a surprise party

i threw them off a cliff. surprise!

they threw me a surprise party

i threw them off a cliff. surprise!

Vengeance Dad

3

back in a jiffy

jack in a biffy

back in a jiffy

jack in a biffy

Omsk Crow

4

Provincial Man

1

can't decide between bush or clinton

but he plays a mean sax

can't decide between bush or clinton

but he plays a mean sax

Slowpoke

1

Advice Dog

2

i don't always flush

but when i do it's royal

i don't always flush

but when i do it's royal

The Most Interesting Man In The World

50

I don't always get a doggy bag at restaurants

but when i do, it's full of gold

I don't always get a doggy bag at restaurants

but when i do, it's full of gold

The Most Interesting Man In The World

1

I don't always take photos with dictators

but when i do, they're despotic

I don't always take photos with dictators

but when i do, they're despotic

The Most Interesting Man In The World

1

love will rent us in twain

love will rent us in twain

Joseph Ducreux

2

best man at your wedding

best man everywhere else too

best man at your wedding

best man everywhere else too

Good Guy Greg

3

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