tresarcbuilder

fill beer can with water and drive

problem officer?

what if we just

dreamed we saw inception?

A new dad should cut the umbilical cord

WITH HIS TEETH

Disregard females

Acquire currency

Girl sitting across from you accidentally rests foot on yours

keep still so she thinks it's the table leg

Uses your mom joke

On someone who's mom died

WHAT IF DEJA VU MEANS YOU ACTUALLY DIED

AND YOU ARE JUST RETURNING TO YOUR LAST SAVED CHECKPOINT?

if two lesbians are in a relashionship

who makes the sandwich?

TWAS I

WHO LET OUT THE HOUNDS

         .

But judge

3 X 6 = 18

If the pen is mightier than the sword,

then why does actions speak louder than words?