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There's a fly on my seat

I'm too afraid to sit

There's a fly on my seat

I'm too afraid to sit

Terrified Aubrey

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Bambi's mom is dead

how do I move on with life?

Bambi's mom is dead

how do I move on with life?

Terrified Aubrey

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confuses me so much

confuses me so much

Terrified Aubrey

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I'm on a 24 hour bus ride to Florida

and have to watch how many Pauly shore movies?

I'm on a 24 hour bus ride to Florida

and have to watch how many Pauly shore movies?

Terrified Aubrey

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isn't coming out til next year?!

isn't coming out til next year?!

Terrified Aubrey

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got mauled by pigeons while trying to eat food thrown to them

i've seen worse.

got mauled by pigeons while trying to eat food thrown to them

i've seen worse.

Drifter Peter

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won't eat that three day old burger from the dumpster

won't eat that three day old burger from the dumpster

Drifter Peter

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North Korea looks like Drifter central

bookin' my flight now.

North Korea looks like Drifter central

bookin' my flight now.

Drifter Peter

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I set up a box trap,

I'm desperate for anything, even a person

I set up a box trap,

I'm desperate for anything, even a person

Drifter Peter

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So I'm an expert at getting blood and brains out of suits and dresses

don't ask how I know that.

So I'm an expert at getting blood and brains out of suits and dresses

don't ask how I know that.

Drifter Peter

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I learned my social skills from some great folks

a Herd of Possum behind Panera

I learned my social skills from some great folks

a Herd of Possum behind Panera

Drifter Peter

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My upscale apartment is next to none

it's the only two level box around

My upscale apartment is next to none

it's the only two level box around

Drifter Peter

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hey there kitty cat, need a home?

my stomach is ready for you

hey there kitty cat, need a home?

my stomach is ready for you

Drifter Peter

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So I don't have any windex to clean your car window

but I got some split.

So I don't have any windex to clean your car window

but I got some split.

Drifter Peter

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so that guy next to you giving you problems?

I got some ferrets on me who could solve that problem.

so that guy next to you giving you problems?

I got some ferrets on me who could solve that problem.

Drifter Peter

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