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What if Rebecca Black's song "Friday"

Was meant to usher in the end of the world this Friday?

What if Rebecca Black's song "Friday"

Was meant to usher in the end of the world this Friday?

Conspiracy Keanu

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You mean I can't draft

a dreamy quarterback 10 times for my fanstasy football team?

You mean I can't draft

a dreamy quarterback 10 times for my fanstasy football team?

Terrified Aubrey

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So we're fliming a sequel to Snakes on a Plane

with real snakes?

So we're fliming a sequel to Snakes on a Plane

with real snakes?

Terrified Aubrey

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YOu from out of town and need a tour?

give me your moldly sandwich then we'll talk

YOu from out of town and need a tour?

give me your moldly sandwich then we'll talk

Drifter Peter

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Somebody splinted under 10 seconds in the 100m

pssh I can pick pocket someone in 5.

Somebody splinted under 10 seconds in the 100m

pssh I can pick pocket someone in 5.

Drifter Peter

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I can't believe

Possum tossing isn't in the Olympics

I can't believe

Possum tossing isn't in the Olympics

Drifter Peter

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Subway is way to crowded

screw this taking the sewer instead.

Subway is way to crowded

screw this taking the sewer instead.

Drifter Peter

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I'm digging this boarded up and Abandoned row home

that means no one will be knocking on my door to bother me

I'm digging this boarded up and Abandoned row home

that means no one will be knocking on my door to bother me

Drifter Peter

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So I lost my leg in vietnam

but I got a peg leg, and people just think I'm a pirate

So I lost my leg in vietnam

but I got a peg leg, and people just think I'm a pirate

Drifter Peter

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So I give you my kidney

cough up the money, or at least a meal to Denny's

So I give you my kidney

cough up the money, or at least a meal to Denny's

Drifter Peter

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so I thought if I knocked out all my teeth, the tooth fairy would come

sadly it doesn't apply to 20 somethings who are drifters

so I thought if I knocked out all my teeth, the tooth fairy would come

sadly it doesn't apply to 20 somethings who are drifters

Drifter Peter

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Hey there want a drinky?

Ever had Surge from a shoe?

Hey there want a drinky?

Ever had Surge from a shoe?

Drifter Peter

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You dirty thiefin Hobbitz!

I want my Precious! I want my lint back

You dirty thiefin Hobbitz!

I want my Precious! I want my lint back

Drifter Peter

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You want to go out with me?

I know a great dumpster off Broadway

You want to go out with me?

I know a great dumpster off Broadway

Drifter Peter

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so you know the Steelers won 6 superbowls

please tell me more about their extensive franchise history beyond that

so you know the Steelers won 6 superbowls

please tell me more about their extensive franchise history beyond that

Willy Wonka

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