markus30001

Pain is temporary

but it goes away faster if you kiss it

I see the moon much bigger than usual and also low infrared frequencies. I am literally a part of slower vibration. This must be the thing we like to call "An other dimension". From 3D to 4D and the fourth D is actually time. Simple, changing time. Do elephants sense low frequencies better than an ant? Yes it does because of it's size, but I haven't changed my size... or have my brains just grown larger... larger than einstein's... yees.. yees...

Slow mode

the woman has affection for you

indeed, indeed, indeed

Thine pastry

is untrue

I Am ENDOWED WITH Ninety nine PREDICAMENTS

Alas, a wench Doth not seem to Comprise ONE

Erstwhile, Myself was a fervid seeker of adventures, like thou

unfortunately, An arrow hath been shot to my knees

thou was once an adventurer

but alas, thou took an arrow shaped projectile to the knee.

Canine of the feminine variety

I beg of you!

Whomever did first notice the aroma

surely must be the primary source of foul odor

darth vader is luke's father?

noooooooo

the princess was in

another castle?!