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Matt Smith you say?
REVERSE THE POLARITY
Matt Smith you say?
REVERSE THE POLARITY
Advice Doctor
  • 8
If a Vampire bites a Zombie
Will it turn into a Zombie or will the Zombie turn into a Vampire?
If a Vampire bites a Zombie
Will it turn into a Zombie or will the Zombie turn into a Vampire?
Philosoraptor
  • 38
If a tree falls in the forest & no one's around to hear...
Who's the deaf bastard that cut it down?
If a tree falls in the forest & no one's around to hear...
Who's the deaf bastard that cut it down?
Philosoraptor
  • 66
If a retarded kid shows up late to class
is it appropriate to call him tardy?
If a retarded kid shows up late to class
is it appropriate to call him tardy?
Philosoraptor
  • 74
why does baseball have the world series
if the playoffs are from only one country?
why does baseball have the world series
if the playoffs are from only one country?
Philosoraptor
  • 27
if pro is the opposite of con...
what's the opposite of CONSTITUTION?
if pro is the opposite of con...
what's the opposite of CONSTITUTION?
Philosoraptor
  • 74
Do vegans swallow?
Do vegans swallow?
Philosoraptor
  • 50
IF PRO IS THE OPPOSITE OF CON...
THEN WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS?
IF PRO IS THE OPPOSITE OF CON...
THEN WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS?
Philosoraptor
  • 2,506
this is the reason
wherefore i am scalding
this is the reason
wherefore i am scalding
Joseph Ducreux
  • 4
children who wearest finely embellished shoes,
thou best flee at a speed greater than mine pistol
children who wearest finely embellished shoes,
thou best flee at a speed greater than mine pistol
Joseph Ducreux
  • 17
Thou Loveth me not
Thou art merely attracted by mine canine technique
Thou Loveth me not
Thou art merely attracted by mine canine technique
Joseph Ducreux
  • 6
I FEEL IT NECESSARY TO ENQUIRE
HAST THOU EVER WITNESSED THE MOIST PRECIPITATION?
I FEEL IT NECESSARY TO ENQUIRE
HAST THOU EVER WITNESSED THE MOIST PRECIPITATION?
Joseph Ducreux
  • 6
I am exhaling tremendous quantities of illicit smoke
conversing on my mobile communication device
I am exhaling tremendous quantities of illicit smoke
conversing on my mobile communication device
Joseph Ducreux
  • 5
Fecal matter
at said moment, transcended abstract theory to a more literal configuration
Fecal matter
at said moment, transcended abstract theory to a more literal configuration
Joseph Ducreux
  • 12
ALL OF THE OTHER CHILDREN, WHO choose to WEAR SHOES WHICH PUMPETH UP
bEST TAKE HEED TO EXCEED THE CONSTANT ACCELERATION of my bullet
ALL OF THE OTHER CHILDREN, WHO choose to WEAR SHOES WHICH PUMPETH UP
bEST TAKE HEED TO EXCEED THE CONSTANT ACCELERATION of my bullet
Joseph Ducreux
  • 14

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