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He Called me disarmed

I called him an ambulance

He Called me disarmed

I called him an ambulance

Chuck Norris

30

if the world was really flat,

wouldn't we fall straight off due to zero gravity?

if the world was really flat,

wouldn't we fall straight off due to zero gravity?

Philosoraptor

26

what if charlie brown

kicked lucy instead?

what if charlie brown

kicked lucy instead?

Philosoraptor

28

Think you're having a bad day?

You could have a pitchfork in your ass

Think you're having a bad day?

You could have a pitchfork in your ass

Pitchfork Butt

5

Pitchfork Butt

2

this is exactly why that "no pitchforks" sign

is hanging on the wall in my bedroom...

this is exactly why that "no pitchforks" sign

is hanging on the wall in my bedroom...

Pitchfork Butt

5

Pitchfork Butt

1

I promise under my new foodstamps overhaul

That black and poor people will get a box of dog food every month

I promise under my new foodstamps overhaul

That black and poor people will get a box of dog food every month

Donald Trump

-9

Will Charlie Brown

ever kick that football?

Will Charlie Brown

ever kick that football?

Philosoraptor

11

What if cancer is medicine to cure the earth

From humans destroying it ?

What if cancer is medicine to cure the earth

From humans destroying it ?

Philosoraptor

13

Patrick Star Instrument

13

Patrick Star Instrument

13

Uses the money he saved to install toilet bowl cameras in the employee bathrooms

Uses the money he saved to install toilet bowl cameras in the employee bathrooms

Crazy Perverted Japanese Businessman

8

if medusa turns people into stone,

wouldn't a stoned person turn her into stone?

if medusa turns people into stone,

wouldn't a stoned person turn her into stone?

Philosoraptor

16

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