beherns

i dont always make memes

but when i do they are clever as shit

yeah i'd fuck a midget

if i mistaked them for a child

raping kids seems bad

but it hurts so good

are you 5 years old

cuz muh dick is lyke supah hard!

checklist:

beer, condoms, handcuffs, duct tape, ky jelly, pornos, wine coolers, candy, newports, xanex, ghb, roofies, tabs, weed, rubber fist, gram of blow, pictures of cock, camera, brittney spears cd, gun, blindfold

i really miss the good ole days

when dakota fanning was hot

chris hanson

can't keep me from gettin my fuck on

you think my face looks stupid

but at least my earrings and necklace match

Says he's dtf

doesn't even know how to get his dick inside and is scared of the idea of a women seeing him naked

says 55 dollars is the lowest he'll go on an eighth

just ripped off some kid for 100 bucks

rents vhs

rewinds tape

just loaded a bowl

lets you have greens

finds out you've been sleeping with his sister

warns about their mother

Calls you at 2AM

smokes you out

gets ticket

says thank you