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If you haven't been fired as a patient
you obviously aren't chronically ill.
If you haven't been fired as a patient
you obviously aren't chronically ill.
Chronic Illness Cat
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"There's nothing worse than being with someone who doesn't want to be with you."
Actually, my whole life is worse than that.
"There's nothing worse than being with someone who doesn't want to be with you."
Actually, my whole life is worse than that.
Chronic Illness Cat
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So, does pain make depression worse...
or does depression make pain worse?
So, does pain make depression worse...
or does depression make pain worse?
Chronic Illness Cat
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Husband: Your depression is ruining our marriage.
Guilt triggers worse depression.
Husband: Your depression is ruining our marriage.
Guilt triggers worse depression.
Chronic Illness Cat
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You could learn to self inject botulism into your trigger points.
Me: 0_o
You could learn to self inject botulism into your trigger points.
Me: 0_o
Chronic Illness Cat
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There's Nothing More
we can do for you.
There's Nothing More
we can do for you.
Chronic Illness Cat
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"Watch a funny movie! That always cheers me up!!"
Laughing causes headache
"Watch a funny movie! That always cheers me up!!"
Laughing causes headache
Chronic Illness Cat
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It's sulfa, not sulphur drugs.
How the F did you get a MD?
It's sulfa, not sulphur drugs.
How the F did you get a MD?
Chronic Illness Cat
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Everyone wished me a pain free day for my birthday.
How cute.
Everyone wished me a pain free day for my birthday.
How cute.
Chronic Illness Cat
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So if i give in and pee every 15 minutes it's gonna make my symptoms worsen, but if i don't the symptoms will worsen and I'll end up vomiting
yeah, that's fine. C'est La Vie...
So if i give in and pee every 15 minutes it's gonna make my symptoms worsen, but if i don't the symptoms will worsen and I'll end up vomiting
yeah, that's fine. C'est La Vie...
Chronic Illness Cat
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MIL: But that's just *his* Opinion...
me: *he* only has a MD and 2 PHds. Guess he's not qualified enough for you.
MIL: But that's just *his* Opinion...
me: *he* only has a MD and 2 PHds. Guess he's not qualified enough for you.
Chronic Illness Cat
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Need compression stockings to keep from passing out
utting on compression stockings causes you to pass out
Need compression stockings to keep from passing out
utting on compression stockings causes you to pass out
Chronic Illness Cat
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Brush my hair and put it in a pony tail
arms are too tired to eat breakfast
Brush my hair and put it in a pony tail
arms are too tired to eat breakfast
Chronic Illness Cat
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So cold. Want another hot cup of tea.
back hurts too much to move.
So cold. Want another hot cup of tea.
back hurts too much to move.
Chronic Illness Cat
  • 1
Why are you crying?
Because, sometimes, this shit sucks.
Why are you crying?
Because, sometimes, this shit sucks.
Chronic Illness Cat
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