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Zaden

what's the difference between a hooker and a politician?

honestly nothing. they both screw you for money.

what's the difference between a hooker and a politician?

honestly nothing. they both screw you for money.

Anti Joke Chicken

2

What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life

and you were starting off at your last checkpoint?

What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life

and you were starting off at your last checkpoint?

Philosoraptor

75

then i took an arrow in the knee

seriously, it fucking hurt!

then i took an arrow in the knee

seriously, it fucking hurt!

Anti Joke Chicken

1

how many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

dead things can't screw in lightbulbs, you idiot!

how many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

dead things can't screw in lightbulbs, you idiot!

Anti Joke Chicken

4

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb

Anti Joke Chicken

2

why did the chicken cross the playground?

to get to the other slide

why did the chicken cross the playground?

to get to the other slide

Anti Joke Chicken

0

I used to think myself as a weak person

until an arrow shattered itself on my knee

I used to think myself as a weak person

until an arrow shattered itself on my knee

Chuck Norris

145

no pee hits down toilet seat

achievement unlocked: professional sniper

no pee hits down toilet seat

achievement unlocked: professional sniper

Foul Bachelor Frog

73

offered a quest

offered a quest

skyrim stan

30

Used to be an adventurer

took an arrow in the knee

Used to be an adventurer

took an arrow in the knee

skyrim stan

115

I was gonna make a good skyrim joke

but then i took an arrow to the knee

I was gonna make a good skyrim joke

but then i took an arrow to the knee

skyrim stan

50

SEE GIANTS FOR THE FIRST TIME

BECOME PART OF THE NORDIC SPACE PROGRAM

SEE GIANTS FOR THE FIRST TIME

BECOME PART OF THE NORDIC SPACE PROGRAM

skyrim stan

117

i used to play mw3

then i took an arrow to the knee

i used to play mw3

then i took an arrow to the knee

skyrim stan

69

then i took an arrow in the knee

i'm so original

then i took an arrow in the knee

i'm so original

Slowpoke

1

Shit in Thunderstorm

Shit in Thunderstorm

Foul Bachelor Frog

78

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