oofergirl

Only 23 Days

till Christmas

ERMAGHERD!

THE BUER CRUR'S ON TERK TOCK!

blm

wait what did I just say.. I don't remember

I'll have you know

I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

one does not simply not murder

one must also not be angry

If common sense isn’t common

Why is it called common?

Republicans: So you telling me those federalist fools

Want a strong powerful government again

BRACE YOURSELVES...

Everyone on Facebook has a science degree!

Not sure if "Let It snow"

or "le tits now"

The white house

Karl Marx ..... I told you so

not sure if your noseblind

or your just plain stupid

hey i look like you

but better...

You betta put that cookie down...

Or I’ll find you, bitch

He farted in my house

okay lets be honest here

i don't know you