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While you can mimic spoken language you can't bullshit and mimic sign language

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Consequences give life meaning

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Why has there never been a Pink Floyd+Vans collaboration. The "Off The Wall" collection.

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Almost everyone has an above average number of arms.

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Considering how the humpback whale has evolved, maybe the blobfish could evolve into an apex predator in a few million years.

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What are the chances that dogs think humans are wizards that live to be 700, can make tennis balls disappear and then magically reappear and give them nom noms just for sitting on their asses?

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There are probably millions of NintenDogs out there slowly wasting away.

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If conjoined twins have a job somewhere are they paid a single salary or are they paid 2 separate salaries?

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If Sokka hadn’t been distracted by his reflection, then they never would have found Aang, and potentially the world would be destroyed. So in actuality the real hero of Avatar the last airbender, was Sokka’s reflection

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Even People Who Eat Unhealthily Usually Care About The Health/Fitness Of Their Pets

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Family friends are just your parent's friends.

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Papers on Science Fiction novels should be written in the future tense

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Someone must have wished on a cursed monkey paw for The Onion to be less funny.

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If snapchat didn't add the streaks feature no one would continue using the app.

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You know you've written a good book when there's a Spark Notes/Cliffs Notes on it.

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