rookiememe

Swears he has never tried the breaststroke before

They discover he plays Minecraft

Is mayonnaise

A slippery surface?

Building a Minecraft castle on a high hill with no in-game sleep

Phantoms, phantoms everywhere!

Minecraft

Where torches serve as underwater air pockets

Much Lunar New Year

Wow

If pieces of turtle shell can be brewed

Wouldn't they make potions of slowness?

Deal final blow to Ender Dragon

With golden sword

Very alolan raichu

Much surf

Builds a time machine and parallel dimension explorer in Pokémon and arrives at Hau'oli city

Guzzlord, Guzzlord, everywhere!

Alola Route 16

Scraggy, Scraggy, everywhere!

Cahrizard is literally a fire-breathing ancient medieval lizard

Only the Mega X is dragon type

Is Minecraft

An instrument?

Has to go AFK on a minecraft pvp server

Has avatar Stare at the lobby's rule board and leaves the room

Promises not to use Mega Evolutions in Pokémon battle

Uses Ultra Necrozma

What if I told you

Necrozma was originally a large golden dragon which absorbed and gifted light but when it got hungry it drained all light from it's home dimension and then went after alola and when the people fought back it's body shattered into z-crystals and sparkling stones and left the black weird polygonal thing that is it's regular form and that it is basically the source of alola's traditions