mememakermes

And i wonder

why alien dont visit us

Mom Coms into room

Stare at google until she leaves

The TIME YOU GET IN THE VAN

nd THERES NO CANDY ...

I'm gonna spend valentine's day with my ex

Box 1

if you are a republican politician

you are a treasonous motherfucker.

You hate Islam? If it wasn't for Saudi oil

You wouldn't have been on the internet to complain about it. Get off the internet, you piece of shit

me: Gets a full lego set

brother: gets a iphone 7s

What If christmas is not in december

But in may

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY Gloria

MAY ALL THAT YOUR HEART DESIRE COME TO YOU.

what do you mean im not a bear

i meet all the koalafications

Gets soap in Eye

Washes out with lemonade

you know what? im gonna say it

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care

This Happy birthday, I Like it!

Another!

i don't always look at the time once i get in the club

but when i do, it's already 5am