mememakermes

what if donald trump is smart

and takes off his spray tan

hey republicans!

quit claiming to love the united states of america, when your fucking policies are basically pitting the states against each other!

Builds robot girlfriend designed to love him

gets dumped

Wears bullet proof vest

Stabbed

Finds fountain of youth

drowns

Do you remember when decent water WASN'T a luxury

Pepperidge farm remembers

Remember when you didn't need a account on this website to make memes

PEPPERidge farms REMEMBERs

do you remember when chocolate bunnies were solid?

pepperidge farm remembers

Remember Seattle Summer?

Pepperidge farm Remembers

i promise you, my fellow billionaire and millionaire butt-buddies. I will give you massive tax breaks, so you can accumulate even *more* wealth,

and I'll do it by making massive cuts to food stamps, so those pesky poor people and seniors STARVE to death, and to make sure we get as many of them out of our hair as possible, I'll make yuge cuts to medicare as well, so the annoying sick ones die off!

when I used to see alec baldwin in character as donald trump, i'd think; "donald trump". when I used to see melissa mccarthy in character as sean spicer, i'd think; "sean spicer".

NOW, WHEN I SEE DONALD TRUMP, I THINK; "ALEC BALDWIN", AND WHEN I SEE SEAN SPICER, I THINK; "MELISSA MCCARTHY".