mememakermes

if god is "our creator", and we are "born sinners"

doesn't that mean god fucked up somewhere along the line?

You're fulla shit there, scotty!

hey, yeah, just so ya know

my middle name is *not* "tapdancing".

here's me not giving a fuck about the nfl draft, per se,

but giving a huge fuck that it dominates and occasionally preempts local newscasts

here's me

not giving a fuck about the nfl draft

Just heard on the news that the trumps are hosting french president macron and his wife, and they will be dining together tomorrow at the white house, on a meal of "american cuisine with a french influence"

big macs, fries and McCafé?

"hey greitens!"

"'Witch hunt' is *my* phrase, motherfucker!"

"Fuck!"

"i should have copyrighted the phrase 'witch hunt'!"

a lot people like me! they really do! everybody likes me!

everywhere i go there are a lot of people in the crowd screaming out to me that I'm a "peach"!

claims that amazon.com pays no taxes

no bottom text needed

what is donald trump's favorite weather?

stormy, with golden showers

post-presidency: Carter---building homes for the poor; bush jr.---painting art; obama---speeches inspiring young entrepreneurs

trump---will be busting rocks 12/7/365 on a prison chain gang

yes!!

got another downvote from a butthurt trump supporter on one of my memes insulting butthurt trump supporters! -

yes!!

got another downvote from a butthurt gun nut on one of my memes insulting butthurt gun nuts!

Wash!

all the laundry!