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Derp

Fell asleep while watching netflix series

Can't remember which episode was on while I fell asleep

Fell asleep while watching netflix series

Can't remember which episode was on while I fell asleep

First World Problems

1

My criminal record is proof

that I am vot a virgin

My criminal record is proof

that I am vot a virgin

Pedobear

2

I keep pressing the tab button

but I still haven't gotten my damn soda!!!

I keep pressing the tab button

but I still haven't gotten my damn soda!!!

old lady

6

Invites everybody in class to b-day party at Chuck E. Cheese; even specified unlimited tokens and pizza in the invitations

nobody showed up

Invites everybody in class to b-day party at Chuck E. Cheese; even specified unlimited tokens and pizza in the invitations

nobody showed up

Forever Alone

7

They wanted me to get rid of my mustache

I got rid of their bodies instead

They wanted me to get rid of my mustache

I got rid of their bodies instead

Vengeance Dad

2

My parents refused to let me have any pets

I refused to let them have any oxygen

My parents refused to let me have any pets

I refused to let them have any oxygen

Disaster Girl

24

If stupidity was illegal

you would've been raped in prison and dead from anal perforation by now

If stupidity was illegal

you would've been raped in prison and dead from anal perforation by now

Grumpy Cat

1

Am I high right now?

Am I high right now?

Patrick Star Instrument

5

My parents took away my ipad privileges

I took away their life privileges

My parents took away my ipad privileges

I took away their life privileges

Disaster Girl

6

Not sure if guy with mustache is off duty cop

Not sure if guy with mustache is off duty cop

Futurama Fry

2

I'll have you know

I'm giving out free prostate exams in the back of my van next to the dumpster behind the liquor store

I'll have you know

I'm giving out free prostate exams in the back of my van next to the dumpster behind the liquor store

Tough Spongebob

3

I'll have you know

this finger is about to go inside your rectum

I'll have you know

this finger is about to go inside your rectum

Tough Spongebob

3

How tough am I?

I'll have you know that I walked in on Donald Trump getting fucked in the ass by Hillary Clinton, and I only vomited for 1 week

How tough am I?

I'll have you know that I walked in on Donald Trump getting fucked in the ass by Hillary Clinton, and I only vomited for 1 week

Tough Spongebob

3

Ever notice that modern day hippies

have become the exact thing that the hippies in the 60's were fighting against?

Ever notice that modern day hippies

have become the exact thing that the hippies in the 60's were fighting against?

Sudden Realization Ralph

22

They wanted to go on vacation

I gave them a permanent vacation

They wanted to go on vacation

I gave them a permanent vacation

Vengeance Dad

2

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