ShamROCK

if gen x is lost and millennials are entitled.

what do you call a generation that eat consume tide pods?

"If global warming is real."

"Then how come there were two hurricanes and not three?"

They were not Vegans!

brace yourself

GOT is coming

So i said, "my use of media is not presidential. It's modern day presidential."

"i can use filters to have my penis appear this big."

We're ok

the country's not

The higher a solar panel, the more value it has.

false: Solar power has no value at night.

So I say "There isn't any global warming."

"People keep telling me that winter is coming in july."

what if i told you

by choosing an angry emoji on a trump post, you will not receive any christmas presents from trump.

What if i told you

if you click on angry icon that you don't support a trump post, you won't receive any christmas presents from trump.

The godfather Iv

"make an offer that comey can't refuse."

So i say, "with me as president, expect the unexpected!"

share intel with russia, fire comey, secret recordings, tax returns, golf, knows more about cake than syria, lost track of a large armada, obama wire tap, adviser ivanka and hubby has more influence than generals, ...

so i ask, "you want me to fire comey?"

so i say, "will do. right after i record him saying that i am an awesome president."

so i say, "you want me to fire comey?"

"alright, i will right after i record him saying i am an awesome president."

growing up...

we told our parents, "Smurf it!"