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Suggesting people can't live without government

is like saying animals couldn't survive without farms...

Suggesting people can't live without government

is like saying animals couldn't survive without farms...

Philosoraptor

173

If pinocchio says his nose will grow,

If pinocchio says his nose will grow,

Philosoraptor

220

why do noses run

but feet smell?

why do noses run

but feet smell?

Philosoraptor

618

WOULDNT IT BE IRONIC

IF SOMEONE DIED IN THE LIVING ROOM

WOULDNT IT BE IRONIC

IF SOMEONE DIED IN THE LIVING ROOM

Philosoraptor

1,024

why do we cook bacon

and bake cookies?

why do we cook bacon

and bake cookies?

Philosoraptor

877

if steroids are illegal for athletes

shouldn't photoshop be illegal for models?

if steroids are illegal for athletes

shouldn't photoshop be illegal for models?

Philosoraptor

2,235

IF GUNS don't kill people, people kill people

does that mean that toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?

IF GUNS don't kill people, people kill people

does that mean that toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?

Philosoraptor

2,765

if you're hotter

than me, does that make me cooler than you?

if you're hotter

than me, does that make me cooler than you?

Philosoraptor

2,165

IF PRO IS THE OPPOSITE OF CON...

THEN WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS?

IF PRO IS THE OPPOSITE OF CON...

THEN WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS?

Philosoraptor

2,506

i don't always finish my sentences

but when i do.....

i don't always finish my sentences

but when i do.....

The Most Interesting Man In The World

29

Vegan - won't kill animals

pro choice - willing to kill children

Vegan - won't kill animals

pro choice - willing to kill children

Liberal Douche Garofalo

44

YA BLEW IT!

1

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