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death and taxes

are just evitable

death and taxes

are just evitable

Chuck Norris

1

he has to crap outside

actual boa constrictors wouldn't fit in toilets either

he has to crap outside

actual boa constrictors wouldn't fit in toilets either

Chuck Norris

1

the internet bubble burst while I was working security for it

it was my first bathroom break in almost a decade

the internet bubble burst while I was working security for it

it was my first bathroom break in almost a decade

Chuck Norris

2

the internet bubble burst while I was working security for it

i see now i shouldn't have taken that lunch break

the internet bubble burst while I was working security for it

i see now i shouldn't have taken that lunch break

Chuck Norris

0

I had a seat on the stock market flying at 30,000 feet when it crashed

i walked away without a scratch

I had a seat on the stock market flying at 30,000 feet when it crashed

i walked away without a scratch

Chuck Norris

1

wall street tried to rape me too

i raped it instead

wall street tried to rape me too

i raped it instead

Chuck Norris

1

the government tried to rape me too

i raped it instead

the government tried to rape me too

i raped it instead

Chuck Norris

0

no one lives forever

no one lives forever

Chuck Norris

2

death and taxes

are just evitable to me

death and taxes

are just evitable to me

Chuck Norris

2

cheney in the face

cheney in the face

Chuck Norris

1

dick cheney shot me in the face

he had another heart attack

dick cheney shot me in the face

he had another heart attack

Chuck Norris

1

confronted bazooka joe

pretended he was some average joe

confronted bazooka joe

pretended he was some average joe

Chuck Norris

0

gave a crowd of 100 women orgasms

by waving at them. From a mile away. in fog.

gave a crowd of 100 women orgasms

by waving at them. From a mile away. in fog.

Chuck Norris

1

killing an hour

killing an hour

Chuck Norris

2

had an hour to kill

had an hour to kill

Chuck Norris

0

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