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When a dentist pulls a tooth, does he throw the tooth away

...or put it under his pillow for money??

When a dentist pulls a tooth, does he throw the tooth away

...or put it under his pillow for money??

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The significant problems we face in life cannot be solved at the same level

of thinking we were at when we created them

The significant problems we face in life cannot be solved at the same level

of thinking we were at when we created them

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It is scientifically proven that a woman can be satisfied with only 8.5 cm.

- and it doesn't matter if the card is Visa or MasterCard...

It is scientifically proven that a woman can be satisfied with only 8.5 cm.

- and it doesn't matter if the card is Visa or MasterCard...

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Mile High Radio

Either You Rock Or You Suck

Mile High Radio

Either You Rock Or You Suck

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I Got 99 Problems.........

But Cruz Ain't One, Sucker

I Got 99 Problems.........

But Cruz Ain't One, Sucker

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I Got 99 Problems

But Cruz Ain't One

I Got 99 Problems

But Cruz Ain't One

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A good mood is like a balloon..

One little prick is all it takes to ruin it

A good mood is like a balloon..

One little prick is all it takes to ruin it

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I'm almost certain that anyone who says "Happy Hump Day" isn't getting humped

and I'm 100% certain they're not at all happy about it.

I'm almost certain that anyone who says "Happy Hump Day" isn't getting humped

and I'm 100% certain they're not at all happy about it.

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What do girls and noodles have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them!

What do girls and noodles have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them!

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Sometimes I wrestle With My Demons

sometimes, We Cuddle

Sometimes I wrestle With My Demons

sometimes, We Cuddle

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I Believe In Peace And Love

But I Say Fuck A Lot

I Believe In Peace And Love

But I Say Fuck A Lot

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Just think, if the next president is white

Then the United States will have successfully gone "Black" and then gone back

Just think, if the next president is white

Then the United States will have successfully gone "Black" and then gone back

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Democrats And Criminals

Is There Truly Any Difference?

Democrats And Criminals

Is There Truly Any Difference?

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I am worth every bit of the trouble

I am worth every bit of the trouble

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I should be ashamed of myself. Let's be clear - I'm not.

But I should be

I should be ashamed of myself. Let's be clear - I'm not.

But I should be

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