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Jesus Christ can walk on water

But I can swim through land

Jesus Christ can walk on water

But I can swim through land

Chuck Norris

206

When i have a birthday

the candles blow me

When i have a birthday

the candles blow me

Chuck Norris

149

I lost my virginity

I lost my virginity

Chuck Norris

238

I used to think myself as a weak person

until an arrow shattered itself on my knee

I used to think myself as a weak person

until an arrow shattered itself on my knee

Chuck Norris

145

I threw a grenade and killed 50 people

And then the grenade exploded

I threw a grenade and killed 50 people

And then the grenade exploded

Chuck Norris

145

I killed an hour

I killed an hour

Chuck Norris

148

I don't call the wrong number

You answer the wrong phone

I don't call the wrong number

You answer the wrong phone

Chuck Norris

472

I won the WORLD SERIES OF POKER

USING POKEMON CARDS

I won the WORLD SERIES OF POKER

USING POKEMON CARDS

Chuck Norris

384

Someone liked my status!

Oh yeah that was me.

Someone liked my status!

Oh yeah that was me.

Confused Knuckles

2

You WHAT?! -_-'

bETTER BREAK THE MASER EMERALD

You WHAT?! -_-'

bETTER BREAK THE MASER EMERALD

Confused Knuckles

3

IF WE'RE NOT MEANT TO HAVE MIDNIGHT SNACKS

THEN WHY IS THERE A LIGHT IN THE FRIDGE?

IF WE'RE NOT MEANT TO HAVE MIDNIGHT SNACKS

THEN WHY IS THERE A LIGHT IN THE FRIDGE?

Confused Knuckles

3

why did the chicken cross the road?

because its so undercooked its still alive

why did the chicken cross the road?

because its so undercooked its still alive

Confused Ramsey

28

This stew is so unfinished,

ea tried to publish it.

This stew is so unfinished,

ea tried to publish it.

Confused Ramsey

48

fights magikarp

gets splashed to death

fights magikarp

gets splashed to death

Bad Luck Brian

65

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