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rubbed two ice cubes together

rubbed two ice cubes together

Chuck Norris

136

no thanks, I don't watch nickelodeon anymore

no thanks, I don't watch nickelodeon anymore

Musically Oblivious 8th Grader

4

no firemen come

no firemen come

Forever Alone

11

they once made Chuck Norris a toilet paper

but ther was a problem, it wouldn't take shit from anybody

they once made Chuck Norris a toilet paper

but ther was a problem, it wouldn't take shit from anybody

Chuck Norris

37

i beat the ocarina of time

without the ocarina

i beat the ocarina of time

without the ocarina

Chuck Norris

53

My daughter lost her virginity

My daughter lost her virginity

Chuck Norris

52

are named after me

are named after me

Chuck Norris

36

I fought with superman

whoever lost the fight needed to wear his underwear over his clothes

I fought with superman

whoever lost the fight needed to wear his underwear over his clothes

Chuck Norris

66

asked me what time it was

asked me what time it was

Chuck Norris

31

chuck norris doesnt flush the toilet

he scares the crap out of it

chuck norris doesnt flush the toilet

he scares the crap out of it

Chuck Norris

26

when chuck norris chops onions

when chuck norris chops onions

Chuck Norris

54

i dont have a gun under my pillow

i have a pillow under my gun

i dont have a gun under my pillow

i have a pillow under my gun

Chuck Norris

54

i was the one who...

bit the apple in the apple logo

i was the one who...

bit the apple in the apple logo

Chuck Norris

91

The sun doesn't set

it just hides from chuck norris

The sun doesn't set

it just hides from chuck norris

Chuck Norris

75

Ate five 12 ounce steaks in an hour

spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress

Ate five 12 ounce steaks in an hour

spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress

Chuck Norris

47

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