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why on earth did i forget to say
"thou shalt not watch porn."
why on earth did i forget to say
"thou shalt not watch porn."
God
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my word is inerrant.
shut up, just ignore that part.
my word is inerrant.
shut up, just ignore that part.
Scumbag God
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SEES A CAR
CRASHES IT INTO A NEARBY BUS
SEES A CAR
CRASHES IT INTO A NEARBY BUS
Scumbag God
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and god said
"let there be evolution."
and god said
"let there be evolution."
God
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someone likes his facebook status
feels more popular than jesus christ.
someone likes his facebook status
feels more popular than jesus christ.
Asshole Christian missionary
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rapes a woman.
blames her for wearing provocative clothing.
rapes a woman.
blames her for wearing provocative clothing.
Asshole Christian missionary
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you've never seen abraham lincoln.
how can you be so sure that he really existed?
you've never seen abraham lincoln.
how can you be so sure that he really existed?
Asshole Christian missionary
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tells his little daughter that she would burn in hell if she doesn't believe in jesus.
"i really don't understand why dawkins thinks that teaching our religion to own kids is child abuse."
tells his little daughter that she would burn in hell if she doesn't believe in jesus.
"i really don't understand why dawkins thinks that teaching our religion to own kids is child abuse."
Asshole Christian missionary
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beats ten year old.
brags about it.
beats ten year old.
brags about it.
Asshole Christian missionary
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drinks all the milk.
leaves empty bottle in the refrigerator.
drinks all the milk.
leaves empty bottle in the refrigerator.
Asshole Christian missionary
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steals your wallet.
helps you search for it.
steals your wallet.
helps you search for it.
Asshole Christian missionary
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calls women who doesn't sleep with him "rude".
calls those who does "cunts".
calls women who doesn't sleep with him "rude".
calls those who does "cunts".
Asshole Christian missionary
  • 0
my favourite football team won? god did it.
my favourite football team lost? god doesn't care about trivial things like football.
my favourite football team won? god did it.
my favourite football team lost? god doesn't care about trivial things like football.
Asshole Christian missionary
  • 6
turn the other cheek.
no, an eye for an eye.
turn the other cheek.
no, an eye for an eye.
Asshole Christian missionary
  • 0
homosexuals are being allowed to marry?
help! i am being oppressed!
homosexuals are being allowed to marry?
help! i am being oppressed!
Asshole Christian missionary
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