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says he will buy you a present on christmas

says he will buy you a present on christmas

Asshole Christian missionary

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i created the universe and everything in it.

but, wait, who created me?

i created the universe and everything in it.

but, wait, who created me?

God

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you've found self-contradictions in the bible?

why don't you visit this website that counters most of them?

you've found self-contradictions in the bible?

why don't you visit this website that counters most of them?

Asshole Christian missionary

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christianity is about love and peace.

i'm glad hitchens is dead.

christianity is about love and peace.

i'm glad hitchens is dead.

Asshole Christian missionary

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jesus can save your from hell.

cancer? well, it doesn't work that way.

jesus can save your from hell.

cancer? well, it doesn't work that way.

Asshole Christian missionary

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"i don't want to live forever. it would be boring."

believes in heaven

"i don't want to live forever. it would be boring."

believes in heaven

Asshole Christian missionary

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"believing in god makes you a better person."

spent two years in jail.

"believing in god makes you a better person."

spent two years in jail.

Asshole Christian missionary

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the answer to every scientific question is-

god made it that way

the answer to every scientific question is-

god made it that way

Asshole Christian missionary

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"god designed me perfectly."

"god designed me perfectly."

Asshole Christian missionary

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says atheists believe in satan

believes in satan

says atheists believe in satan

believes in satan

Asshole Christian missionary

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sends you friend request on facebook

to ask you to join his church

sends you friend request on facebook

to ask you to join his church

Asshole Christian missionary

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thanks for this wonderful present. you'll go to heaven.

you forgot my birthday? you'll burn in hell.

thanks for this wonderful present. you'll go to heaven.

you forgot my birthday? you'll burn in hell.

Asshole Christian missionary

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thinks your girlfriend is hot

asks you to break up with her

thinks your girlfriend is hot

asks you to break up with her

Asshole Christian missionary

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starts argument on facebook

demands apology after losing

starts argument on facebook

demands apology after losing

Asshole Christian missionary

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finds a house made out of wood

burns it down in god's name

finds a house made out of wood

burns it down in god's name

Asshole Christian missionary

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