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kid asks him a question about the bible
yells "don't question god's word"
kid asks him a question about the bible
yells "don't question god's word"
Asshole Christian missionary
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"the big bang never happened"
exists
"the big bang never happened"
exists
Asshole Christian missionary
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has a conversation daily with the creator of the universe
doesn't know where to look for his lost puppy
has a conversation daily with the creator of the universe
doesn't know where to look for his lost puppy
Asshole Christian missionary
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tells you to go to church when you had a headache
didn't know the church caused it
tells you to go to church when you had a headache
didn't know the church caused it
Asshole Christian missionary
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your wife had a new baby?
welll, as soon as he is old enough, tell him the good news.
your wife had a new baby?
welll, as soon as he is old enough, tell him the good news.
Asshole Christian missionary
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goes to fancy restaurant
complains about how expensive things are
goes to fancy restaurant
complains about how expensive things are
Asshole Christian missionary
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goes to russia to spread "god's word"
gets crushed by meteorite
goes to russia to spread "god's word"
gets crushed by meteorite
Asshole Christian missionary
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goes to russia to spread the "good news"
gets crushed by meteorite
goes to russia to spread the "good news"
gets crushed by meteorite
Asshole Christian missionary
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goes to russia to spread the "good news"
gets crushed by meteor
goes to russia to spread the "good news"
gets crushed by meteor
Asshole Christian missionary
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used religion as an excuse to kill atheists and commit other atrocities for centuries.
"why do atheists criticize religion so much? don't they have anything better to do?"
used religion as an excuse to kill atheists and commit other atrocities for centuries.
"why do atheists criticize religion so much? don't they have anything better to do?"
Asshole Christian missionary
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uses conservapedia
to "prove" his claims
uses conservapedia
to "prove" his claims
Asshole Christian missionary
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uses conservapedia
to prove his horseshit claims
uses conservapedia
to prove his horseshit claims
Asshole Christian missionary
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today is valen...
today is thursday!
today is valen...
today is thursday!
Batman Slappp
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"planting trees is useless because it doesn't bring people closer to jesus"
uses paper from trees to make bibles and spread christian rubbish
"planting trees is useless because it doesn't bring people closer to jesus"
uses paper from trees to make bibles and spread christian rubbish
Asshole Christian missionary
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a muslim man got his twelve year old daughter pregnant.
i just hope he won't force her to get an abortion. that would be so immoral.
a muslim man got his twelve year old daughter pregnant.
i just hope he won't force her to get an abortion. that would be so immoral.
Asshole Christian missionary
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