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APPOINTMENT AT 3PM: receptionist SAYS "good afternoon"
respond: good morning
APPOINTMENT AT 3PM: receptionist SAYS "good afternoon"
respond: good morning
Socially Awkward Penguin
  • 0
yo dawg I heard you like havin' sex
so I put a condom in yo condom so you can you can pork when you pork
yo dawg I heard you like havin' sex
so I put a condom in yo condom so you can you can pork when you pork
Yo Dawg
  • 0
yo dawg, heard you like malt liquor
so I put a 40 in a 40 so you can drink when you drink
yo dawg, heard you like malt liquor
so I put a 40 in a 40 so you can drink when you drink
Yo Dawg
  • 0
trampled by a horse
...on a cruise ship
trampled by a horse
...on a cruise ship
Bad Luck Brian
  • 0
teach your kids about the birds and the bees
by abandoning them in the woods
teach your kids about the birds and the bees
by abandoning them in the woods
Insanity Wolf
  • 0
one does not simply try
to make grumpy-cat smile
one does not simply try
to make grumpy-cat smile
One Does Not Simply
  • 0
deck the halls with bowels of holly
and sara and nicole and amy and megan
deck the halls with bowels of holly
and sara and nicole and amy and megan
Insanity Wolf
  • 9
psst...can I borrow a cup,
of rape
psst...can I borrow a cup,
of rape
The Rape Sloth
  • -1
show her you love her
with vomit
show her you love her
with vomit
Advice Dog
  • 1
the wheels on the bus go
off the cliff
the wheels on the bus go
off the cliff
Insanity Wolf
  • 17
why did the chicken cross the road?
trick question! I mauled it to death before it got halfway across
why did the chicken cross the road?
trick question! I mauled it to death before it got halfway across
Insanity Wolf
  • 1
What do you call 1,000 lawyers, chained together at the bottom of the ocean?
a waste of good food!
What do you call 1,000 lawyers, chained together at the bottom of the ocean?
a waste of good food!
Insanity Wolf
  • 1
haters
gonna get more homework
haters
gonna get more homework
Unhelpful High School Teacher
  • 0
haters
gonna get more homework
haters
gonna get more homework
Terrible Teacher
  • 0
get her attention
by pooping in her master's yard
get her attention
by pooping in her master's yard
Advice Dog
  • 0

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